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You know things are screwed up when even a tv show that's not even live takes a week off. There was no new Rock of Love Bus this past weekend, I guess VH1 decided to give us the break; even though they did show a repeat.
Usually when VH1 doesn't show a new episode it means that there's something big on a another channel. I couldn't find anything that special on so I'm thinking that as the show winds down, VH1 starts to stretch it out for all that it's worth. I think that they are down to three girls now, so it is nearing the final stretch for the one-trick ponies. Brett will have to make his final decision soon, with three girls left, in two episodes the whole nightmare should be over. This is his third try, the first two times obviously didn't work out. It's sad to expect the same from this time; will he really find love? Does he even care? Do we even care?
In these trying times, we love to watch others and live vicariously through the rich and famous. I know people who are struggling to pay their mortgage, meanwhile poor Brett Michaels has to choose between 10 gorgeous girls while he travels around on a half a million dollar bus, the poor bastard. No less he's old enough to be these girls father. I sincerely hope Brett finds love this time, I can not bare to see his dumb ass try this again.

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Another week of the Rock of Love Bus; another heart broken - more of my time wasted. But at least it makes for interesting blogging. This week, the Love Bus was somewhere in Florida, and there were only 4 girls left which means the shows wrapping up some time soon. I really can't watch a full episode so I switched between the Love Bus and Saw IV, which was pretty gory even compared to Brett Michaels at age 44. I have to admit, it does get a little hard to watch as the final girls get eliminated, these are usually the heart breaking ones. Brett's life is so tough, we must feel pity for him.
This week, the girls had to sing for their lunch. The girls were asked to write lyrics to a song Brett "composed". It was funny to watch as most of the girls were able to come up with lyrics pretty easily, lets face it Brett Michaels is not Bach. One girl came up with the lyrics too easy, and her voice was a little too good. Of course, it raised the question of whether or not she was her for her career or for Brett; DUH we all know the answer to that - her career. She's hot and a Penthouse Pet so she be there until the end, even if she is just there to extend her 5 minutes of fame.
One good thing to keep in mind is that this nightmare should be over soon, there are just three girls left.

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Another week of hell passes as Brett and his girls hit the road again in their love buses. The hot buses aside, this show is getting sickening. A 44 year has been traveling the country with young girls; they have a word for that and I wont say it here.
Once again, I missed most of the show. The scenes that I did catch weren't that impressive. I did get to see a punch thrown, not connect but thrown; too bad it was a good punch. Two girls from previous shows came back to judge the new girls and their ex boyfriends. There was a lot of crying, and whining as usual; not much stripping or pole dancing. The big expected fight turned out to be a swing and miss; there was some spitting though.
I did get to see which girl got thrown under the bus this week; don't know her name but she was hot and the only reason she got kicked off was for spitting at one of the older one trick ponies. I guess the show is winding down, there arent many girls left for Brett to choose from, so the competition should be heating up in coming episodes.

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Another week of love, as the one trick ponies and their handler make their way across the country in a decked out party bus I cant help but wonder, Why?
Sure the buses are cool, who wouldnt mind living on a party bus for a couple of weeks. I didnt watch this week, just caught a glimpse of some of the hotter girls and to see the sneak preview of next weeks nightmare. Next week seems to be a good one, the preview shows some punches being thrown, by girls - you can't beat that. I am wondering though why I would rush to watch this show on Sunday night when it's on seven times a day all week long? And, they play the new Sunday nights show in the morning so I won't even have to tune in at night; I'm guessing VH1 doesn't have to worry about ratings as do normal tv channels do.
They are getting down to the finale Im not sure who Brett will choose, I cant even remember who the girls are, Im still trying to figure out why it didn't work out with the first two girls from the first shows. Let's face it the dude is just plain lucky, he travels around in a party bus, surrounded by hot girls, and the worst part of it all is that he has to choose just one. It's freaky seeing young hot girls fawn over an old man; he looks like he wears mascara and he has hair extensions - he reminds me of my mother. These girls aren't stupid though, the show can the start of a reality show career. But, as one of the girls put it "The next time I meet a guy, he won't be 44 years old".

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Well the Rock of Love Bus brought us another week of stupidity. I keep saying I don't watch it, and honestly thats true. I have the attention of a small child which means if there isn't atleast three girls involved in a cat fight, I cant keep interested. Like most men in America, we tune in for the chicks; and basically to beat ourselves over the head that we're not Brett Michaels, who is undoublty the horniest 44 year old Ive ever seen. Yes, he's 44, and at 39 I get told that Im and old man. He is 44 years old and has hair exentsions, his biggest claim to fame is the fact that at 44 he is famous for trying to find love on TV, his music well lets just say it's not exactly Beethoven.
But this weeks Rock of Love saw the one trick ponies perform for Brett and his fans in a sort of Hill Billy horn-dog triatholon. The girls had to perform several stunts, all to be judged by three truckers, Bretts best fans. On event of interest was the stripper pole-dance off. Dont know what the girls name was but, she was good; a little too good at the pole, especially since she claimed she wasnt a stripper.
I still look at the Buses more than the actual show. I cant tell ya the name of the girl that got thrown under the bus this week, I didnt get that far. But I hope it was the one that was acting "all whorish and slutty"; I thought that was how they got on the show. I did learn though that Brett has a bathroom in his bedroom on that Luxury Coach Bus, now that's cool.

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Another week and another chick bites the dust and is thrown off the Bus. Such is the life of an aging rock star these days; hasn't made a successful record in 20 years but yet he has 10 girls chasing after him. I can't watch the show except to see the occasional cat fight and the buses; well this week didn't disappoint, the one trick ponies performed in something called the "Mud Bowl"; yep you guessed it, the girls play football on a field covered with mud. This gives the old horn dog and his crew opportunity to see the occasional nipple slip as well as the girls eagerness to rip each others clothes off. It seem cool except for the fact that this BASIC cable, so only the old Horn Dog gets to see the action, we get to see the blurred out stuff; thanks Brettt. Why don't you take this show to HBO.
I really can't tell ya what girl got thrown off the bus this week frankly I don't care, only tuned in for the Mud Bowl. I really hate this train wreck of a show; I keep asking myself, do these girls have parents? I couldn't imagine turning on the TV to find my twenty something year old daughter drunk and dancing on a pole for a over forty washed up rock star. What are people thinking, and why is no one dancing on a pole for me? I digress again, but I'm sure there a millions of guys out there asking themselves the same question.

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OK, so I can't stop watching this Rock of Love Bus on VH1. It's not that I care, he can hump the Part Bus as far as Im concerned, and he looks horny enough to try it. I'm slightly curious about the Buses, since I blog about buses. They look like 50 Passenger Luxury Coaches Buses decked out with a bedroom for Brett, and sleeping compartments for the girls.
It's week whatever, I cant keep track and another girl bites the dust. For those not in the know, Brett and the girls drive around to different cities on the Party Love Buses. The girls, like trained ponies perform various feats of sluttiness, each week Brett dumps one based on the results of the girls level of horniness or lack there of. This week Mr. Horny himself complains he's not feeling the love, meaning he's not getting laid; so he invites three more girls on the bus.
Im not sure I understand it, he admittly has hair extensions, he's old enough to be their father; and let's face it, his music sucked then and it sucks even worse now. I do understand the train wreck effect; we are all just waiting for the enivitable cat fight or nipple slip. And the Bus is pretty hot. This is his third time around, judging from this crew there'll be a fourth. Maybe next time it will be the Yacht of Love instead of the Bus of Love.

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