Rock of Love Bus, Week # Who Cares
Well the Rock of Love Bus brought us another week of stupidity. I keep saying I don't watch it, and honestly thats true. I have the attention of a small child which means if there isn't atleast three girls involved in a cat fight, I cant keep interested. Like most men in America, we tune in for the chicks; and basically to beat ourselves over the head that we're not Brett Michaels, who is undoublty the horniest 44 year old Ive ever seen. Yes, he's 44, and at 39 I get told that Im and old man. He is 44 years old and has hair exentsions, his biggest claim to fame is the fact that at 44 he is famous for trying to find love on TV, his music well lets just say it's not exactly Beethoven.
But this weeks Rock of Love saw the one trick ponies perform for Brett and his fans in a sort of Hill Billy horn-dog triatholon. The girls had to perform several stunts, all to be judged by three truckers, Bretts best fans. On event of interest was the stripper pole-dance off. Dont know what the girls name was but, she was good; a little too good at the pole, especially since she claimed she wasnt a stripper.
I still look at the Buses more than the actual show. I cant tell ya the name of the girl that got thrown under the bus this week, I didnt get that far. But I hope it was the one that was acting "all whorish and slutty"; I thought that was how they got on the show. I did learn though that Brett has a bathroom in his bedroom on that Luxury Coach Bus, now that's cool.
But this weeks Rock of Love saw the one trick ponies perform for Brett and his fans in a sort of Hill Billy horn-dog triatholon. The girls had to perform several stunts, all to be judged by three truckers, Bretts best fans. On event of interest was the stripper pole-dance off. Dont know what the girls name was but, she was good; a little too good at the pole, especially since she claimed she wasnt a stripper.
I still look at the Buses more than the actual show. I cant tell ya the name of the girl that got thrown under the bus this week, I didnt get that far. But I hope it was the one that was acting "all whorish and slutty"; I thought that was how they got on the show. I did learn though that Brett has a bathroom in his bedroom on that Luxury Coach Bus, now that's cool.
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